Ahh, I hate rainy days Ya and me too I know, let's play a game Hmm let's see, there's Scribble and Gamey And Monotony and Pure Cheesy, Misery Date These
at them One six yerteen eight, what's that? Duh, it's my first material possession Willikers, it's so big I know You want to see mine? Okay, wow Stimpy
Stimpy: Oh boy Ren! You'll never believe what I got. Ren: A record! You eediot! Stimpy: Yeah, Ren that's exactly what it's called... You Eediot. Stimpy
Christmas time's a comin' Christmas time's a comin' Christmas time's a comin' And I know I'm goin' home Snowflakes a fallin' My old home's callin' Tall
Hello, boys and girls This is your old pal stinky wizzleteats This is a song about a whale No, this is a song about being happy That's right, it's the
Okay Stimpy, it's time for your evolving lessons Oh, rapture They swing by their tails With the greatest of ease Those hairy lower life forms We call
Intro Watch out man, here comes those Firedogs! Verse Ren: Your troubles are over, it is we who are your Firedogs! Stimpy: Eh, but Ren, I'm a cat! Ren
Smoke Mmm Aah Baby, love daddy
Remember the royal anthem of the Kilted Yaksmen Our country reeks of trees Our yaks are really large And they smell like rotting beef carcasses And
time to say good-bye. Stimpy: Duh... where're we going? Ren: The record's over. See you next time! Stimpy: When's that? Ren: In a little while, man. Stimpy
Now note the ease with which I swing so nimbly Hither and Yon Witness as I perform an amazing double somersault And catch myself with my prehensile tail
It's sure lonely around here Ever since Ren got his Pectoral implants and went to Hollywood I've never asked for anything Just your happiness And now
Stimpy, what's all that racket about? I'm tap dancing Ren, pretty good, huh? It just sounds like noise to me And you look even more stupid than usual
Singers Who's the greatest mudskipper of them all? Who can skip through the mud with the greatest of ease? What kind of wonderful guy? Who can crawl
If you look under chair Or in your sister's hair I tell y'all better beware At what you're gonna find in there Refrain & Chorus: We's a half inch tall
Announcer: Parlez vous Francais? Non. Then you need the all-new International Log. Just pull its twig and you'll turn your log into a talking tree fluent
When nature's callin' Don't be stalin' Use your common sense Before you let it flow Find a place to go Just don't whiz on the electric fence If you're
Oh, I get the idea Uh, oh
