Everyone knows marijuana's dangerous And medical pot is really strong That's why it's so hard in California To get your weed card Unless something's really
We are really close and this party's really loud We should go outside and talk, better yet, let's take a cab We're kissing in the back, my apartment's
[Kate] Sit back, you don't have to work so hard It makes me tired to watch you try Relax, you already played your cards And I know which ones are a lie
her Riki: And I'll try to be less of a loser Because I like you, I like you, I like you, I like you And like can lead to like like and like like can
every night I've never felt so happy before, he's almost Mr. Right But I think he's hot and I think he's sweet And I think he's gay and I think he's
Hand job, Bland job I-Don't-Understand job [Riki] I got a problem and I can't contain it I'll use my icky sticky rhymes to help explain it Handy Js are
morning And you misspell my name You slept with half my friends on Facebook And most of them think you are lame You say that with me, it's different And
I feel I could've wish a thousand wishes For this night I can't believe That it's finally me and you and you and me Just us and your friend Steve Do
was that way! If I was like her maybe I would have, The ultimate prize that is you, To stamp in my essence and learn to want nothing, And all of my dreams could come true. And
all I really want is you You and you and only you Me, you, me, you Riki: I used to dream that I would have A best friend named Michelle Kate: And we
Since you have no life now That you're pregnant You say you're walking on air You think that you're glowing But you've been ho'ing And now you're pregnant
hearted Deep down you knew that it was wrong That little voice was telling you the truth He was an asshole all along And now you hear it loud and clear
wings and we'll cuddle It's a feeling I can't name When sex with ducks and gay marriage Are one and the same One and the same One and the same
onto me Oh, please don't let it show Baby Jesus got some gold What all infants prefer I bet he got the present face With francencence and myhrr Christmas and
'cause that's how we do Garfunkel, Oates and the rest of the crew Give a dollar to my homegirl and watch that bitch go, she Hits up the juke box and
? When everyone on it is so hot Jack should stop debating, and start ejaculating Take advantage of what little time he's got And just fuck, fuck, fuck
you Everything I will do for you (x2) (Riki: Say you'll love, love me forever Never stop, never whatever Near and far and always and every Where and
