آهنگ: Morrissey. Vauxhall and I. Lifeguard Sleeping, Girl Drowning.

Always looking for attention
Always needs to be mentioned
Who does she think she should be?
The shrill cry through darkening air
Doesn't she know he's had such a busy day?

Tell her, somebody tell her
Oh, no way, no way, there's no movement
Oh, oh, hooray slowest

It was only a test
But she swam too far against the tide
She deserves all she gets
The sky became marked with stars
As an outstretched arm slowly disappears

Hooray, oh hooray
No, oh, oh, woh, there's no movement
No, oh, hooray oh, hooray

Please don't worry
There'll be no fuss
She was nobody's nothing

When he awoke the sea was calm
And another day passes like a dream
There's no, no way

(What's your name?)
(What's your name?)
(What's your name?)
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