آهنگ: Morrissey. Southpaw Grammar. Dagenham Dave.

Head in the clouds
And a mouthful of pie
Head in a blouse
Everybody loves him, I see why

Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave
Oh, Dagenham Dave
Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave
Oh, Dagenham Dave

'I love Karen, I love Sharon'
On the window screen
With never the need to fight
Or to question a single thing

Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave
Oh, Dagenham Dave
Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave
Oh, Dagenham Dave

Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave
Oh, Dagenham Dave
Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave
Dagenham Dave

He'd love to touch
He's afraid that he might self-combust
I could say more
But you get the general idea

Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave
Dagenham Dave, Dagenham, Dagenham
Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave
Dagenham Dave, Dagenham

Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave
Dagenham Dave, oh Dave, oh Dagenham
Dagenham, Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave
Dagenham Dave, oh Dave, oh Dave, oh Dave, oh Dave