آهنگ: Wesley Willis. Chicken Cow.

This beast comes out when it is 25 degrees below zero.
It can rip your head off.
It can fly as high as a bird.
It can bite your face.

The chicken cow (4x)

This beast killed as many as 100,000 people
Its wings can flap like a bird.
It can break a glass.
It can also stab you in the ass.

The chicken cow (4x)

This beast attacked my brother!
It stabbed him in the ass when he was in the cold.
His hands were frostbitten,
his hands were also numb.

The chicken cow (4x)

Rock over London, rock on Chicago!
Blockbuster Video! Wow, what a difference!