آهنگ: Weird Al Yankovic. Poodle Hat. Angry White Boy Polka.

Cut my life into pieces, this is my last resort
Suffocation, no breathing
Don't give a **** if I cut my arm bleeding
This is my last resort

'Cause I'm losing my sight, losing my mind
Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine
Losing my sight, losing my mind
Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine

Nothing's all right, nothing is fine
I'm running and I'm crying

Wake up
(Wake up)
Grab a brush and put a little make-up
Hide the scars to fade away the shake up
(Hide the scars to fade away the shake up)
Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?
Here you go create another fable

(You wanted to)
Grab a brush and put a little make-up
(You wanted to)
Hide the scars to fade away the shake up
(You wanted to)
Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?
(You wanted to)

I don't think you trust
In my self-righteous suicide
I cry when angels deserve to die, die, die
Die, die, die, die, die, hey

I'm gonna get free, I'm gonna get free
I'm gonna get free, ride into the sun
She never loved me, she never loved me
She never loved me, why should anyone?

(Come here, come here, come here)
I'll take your photo for ya
(Come here, come here, come here)
Drive you around the corner

(Come here, come here, come here)
You know you really oughta
(Come here, come here, come here)
Move out to California

Do what I want 'cause I can
If I don't because I wanna
Be ignored by the stiff and the bored
Because I'm gonna

Hate to say I told you so, alright
Do believe I told you so
Now it's all out and you knew
'Cause I wanted to

Fell in love with a girl
I fell in love at once and almost completely
She's in love with the world
But sometimes these feelings can be so misleading

Can't think of anything to do
Yeah, my left brain knows that our love is fleeting
She's just looking for something new, yeah
I said it once before but it bears repeating now

Last night, she said
"Oh baby, don't you feel so down
(Feel so down)
When you turn me off
(Turn me off)
When I feel left out"

So I
(What'd you do?)
Well, I turned around
(Right around)
"Oh, baby, gonna be alright"
(Be alright)

It was a great big lie
(Big old lie)
'Cause I left that night
Yeah

Ooh, ah ah ah ah
Ooh, ah ah ah ah

Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Open up your hate and let it flow into me

Get up, come on get down with the sickness
You mother get up, come on get down with the sickness
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Madness is the gift that has been given to me

We're the renegades of funk
We're the renegades of funk
We're the renegades of funk
We're the renegades of funk

This time I'ma let it all come out
This time I'ma stand up and shout
I'ma do things my way
It's my way, my way or the highway

This time I'ma let it all come out
This time I'ma stand up and shout
I'ma do things my way
It's my way or the highway

But I'm on the outside, I'm lookin' in
I can see through you, see your true colors
'Cause inside you're ugly, ugly like me
I can see through you, see to the real you

Bawitdaba da bang da, dang diggy diggy
Diggy said the boogie said up jump the boogie
Bawitdaba da bang da, dang diggy diggy
Diggy said the boogie said up jump the boogie

We are, we are, the youth of the nation
We are, we are, the youth of the nation
We are, we are, the youth of the nation
We are the youth of the nation, hey

I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?

'Cos I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please
Please, please stand up?

Slim Shady, won't you please stand up?
(Stand up, Shady)
(Stand up, Shady)
(Stand up, Shady)
Shady, won't you please stand up? Hey!