آهنگ: View. Hats Off to the Buskers. Grans for Tea.

Mile long queue in the chippy
I wish I was at my Gran's for tea
These people call me their friend
But they don't think the same as me

Now you fed up chasing
Your tail around this housing scheme
Drinkin' your drink now
And staying up too early in the morning

Wander through the streets of Dundee
Mum said, ?You shouldn't walk them alone?
A fight's a fight and that's quite alright
Oh, but please leave the tools at home

Now you fed up chasing
Your tail around this housing estate
Drinkin' your drink now
And staying up too early in the morning

You lower standards and expectations of love
You never aim for the people that you say are levels above
You're always chasing the same skirts around
Around the local pub

Where were you when I needed you?
Up the posh end of town
You're supposed to protect and serve
You're a pervert just driving around

Now you fed up chasing
Your tail around this housing scheme
Drinkin' your drink now
And staying up too early in the morning
And staying up too early in the morning

Mile long queue in the chippy
I wish I was at my Gran's for tea
These people call me their friend
But they don't think the same as me