آهنگ: Toxic Narcotic. 89-99. All Bands Suck.

You think you're cool, you're in a band
out for money, out for fans
Sell yourself to get there fast
by sucking dick and kissing ass
Fuck the scene, the clubs and bars
Fuck your music kill rock stars
You're the ones that think you're great,
But you're the ones we fucking hate

You think we suck, I think you do too
We do this shit for us, not for you
I don't give a fuck if you think we suck
All I can say is all bands suck!

You're fucking trash, it's time to bash
the sell-out punk bands out for cash
A million bands that sound the same,
I really think it's fucking lame
Full of hate not pop punk smiles,
mixing beats and mixing styles
Hardcore, Reggae, Punk, or Thrash
If you don't like it kiss my ass

You think we suck, I think you do too
We do this shit for us, not for you
I don't give a fuck if you think we suck
All I can say is all bands suck!

Now that punk is in, let's reform the band
Make all the money that you can
Big guarantee's that's the plan
But no ones showed up and you can't understand
Cuz you think you're great, but you're fucking wrong
You're band is weak, except for one hit song
We all think you suck, and it won't be long
Go back to flipping burgers, that's where you belong

You think we suck, I think you do too
We do this shit for us, not for you
I don't give a fuck if you think we suck
All I can say is all bands suck!

All I can say is all bands suck
All I can say is your band sucks
All I can say is Allston bands suck