آهنگ: Rod Stewart. Stone Cold Sober.

Never get to bed before sunup
Always get caught in the rain
Sometimes I might get in trouble
Never was one to complain
Now gentleman, you must agree

Ain't it worth it when you're out on cloud thirty three
To be stone cold sober again
Down in the alley again
Stone cold sober again

Never found a dime in a gutter
Always get my best friends drunk
If the pres'dent tries to call me
Say " Rodney, come on over for lunch"
I'd say, " Gentlemen, excuse me please

But I'm busy with my buddies up on cloud thirty-three."
Yeah, stone cold sober again
Down in the alley again
Stone cold sober again

Sunday is a drag, so forget it
Monday you can make up for that
Tuesday, take a taste for dinner
If you're all right spend it in bed
But on Thursday prepare for your weekend

And let Friday disappear into Saturday mornin'
When you're stone cold sober again
Down in the alley again
Stone cold sober again
Stone cold sober again
Down in the alley again
Stone cold sober again

I don't mind stone cold sober again
Down in the alley again
Stone cold sober again