آهنگ: Queers. Teenage Bonehead.

My folks had me committed just two weeks ago
My best friend ran off with my girl - those two damn bozos
Oh and don't you know it hurts
But hey she ain't the first
She ain't the first
I was a teenage bonehead - Yes it's true
I was a teenage bonehead - A-wah-hoo-ooh
I was a teenage bonehead just because of you
My parents kicked me out, now I sit here wondering
My girlfriend sent me a postcard saying "Glad that you're not here"
Oh and don't you know it hurts
But hey she ain't the first

She ain't the first
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She never said goodbye to me
Now I sit here wondering
Where she is and what she's eating
Oh and don't you know it hurts
But hey she ain't the first
She ain't the first
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