آهنگ: P!nk. Hazard To Myself.

I never win 1st place

I don't support the team

I can't take direction

And my socks are never clean

Teachers dated me

My parents hated me

I was always in a fight

'Cause I can't do nothing right



Everyday I fight a war against the mirror

Can't take the person staring back at me



I'm a hazard to myself

Don't let me get me

I'm my own worst enemy

It's bad when you annoy yourself

So irritating

Don't want to be my friend no more

I wanna be somebody else



LA told me

You'll be a pop star

All you have to change

Is everything you are

Tired of being compared

To damn Britney Spears

She's so pretty

That just ain't me



So doctor doctor won't you please prescribe me something

A day in the life of someone else