آهنگ: Aimee Mann. Ultimate Collection. Jimmy Hoffa Jokes.

Verse 1:
he's infinitely wise
but he infinitely lies
we're no longer just plain folks
no, we're old and sad and bored
and we're not funny anymore
we're like Jimmy Hoffa Jokes

Verse 2:
well I couldn't do a thing
couldn't even set the spring
couldn't see you through the spokes

now it's not exactly new
and so we're infinitely blue
we're like Jimmy Hoffa Jokes

Verse 3:
I appeal to my belief
won't you put us on relief
so we'll know it's not a hoax
but we're barely worth the wait
we're just slightly out of date
we're like Jimmy Hoffa Jokes