آهنگ: Madness. Utter Madness. I'll Compete.

I'll be your promotional copy
In this here number one band
Take your business
Beyond your furthest dreams sounds

Sounds great sounds really grand but wait
Let us hurry now time is catching up
And it looks like the music hall race
Has caught me up

But I'll compete
(Yeah, yeah)
For all that it's worth
I'll compete
(With the rest of the pack)
For all that it's worth

I'll compete
(On the beat)
For all that it's worth
I'll compete
(With a full deck)
For all that I'm worth

I'll be your pops-wop, come floppy disc
Race you along the upper deck
Retrieve from you my with held treasure
Then watch you sink with you sunken rotting wreck

Let us hurry now, time is running out
?Let's not forget time is money?
Said the business man
To his faithful scout

But I'll compete
(In the National Press)
For all that it's worth
I'll compete
(With the back chat)
For all that it's worth

I'll compete
(On the beat)
For all that it's worth
I'll compete
(International)
For all that it's worth

We must hurry now time is closing in
And I'm getting no younger in fact
I'm five years closer to my pension scheme

But I'll compete
(Yeah yeah)
For all that it's worth
I'll compete
(For the ratings)
For all that it's worth

I'll compete
(On the beat)
For all that it's worth
I'll compete
(With the rest of the pack)
For all that I'm worth

Compete
Compete