آهنگ: Lard. Pure Chewing Satisfaction. Mangoat.

Lotta good that P.H.D. did me
Stuck... grocery store security
Cigar store Indian
Fake badge authority
Nothing ever happens here

Hark!
Camera, aisle 5
Dude with hair sprayed on
Pocketing razors
Pantyhose... why not?
Can opener and creme corn - what?!?!

Mangoat
Too hairy
Must shave
And warn others

No foam
All alone
Gorilla hair
Must go

Creme corn
Creme corn
Yep

Poor Kaw-liga
Never got his kiss
No one-way mirrors
To lurk behind as you undress

Aye-
He's headed for the back
Singing, "The hills are alive...
With the sound of music-"
Yonder,
Lady screams

Mangoat
In my stall
Make him stop
He'll shave us all

Hair off his back
Round the room it flies
Inquiring minds
Wanna know why

Creme Corn
Creme Corn
Why

Mangoat
Come out of that bathroom
We have you surrounded

Mangoat
Clean up your hairy mess
Give up that frothy chew toy
You're under arrest

Come out with cloven hooves
Above your mossy head
Bite one more officer
You'll trade that rag for lead

Creme Corn
Creme Corn
Creme Corn
Creme Corn
Why?