آهنگ: Dwight Yoakam. Blame the Vain. Three Good Reasons.

Well, I'll give you three good reasons for leavin'
Number one is that I've forgotten number two
Number three is in a place that's been kept hidden
For so long I can't remember but it's true

Then I'll give you three more reasons for leavin'
Where the first no, weren't so bad as the next two
But rest assured that the third will leave you grieving
From a tale that's as sad as it is true

Every night, all night long
I sit and count alone
But every day, nothin's new
I can't find one and two

Every night, all night long
I sit right there and count alone
But every day, nothin's new
I can't find one and two

But I'll give you three good reasons for leavin'
Number one is that I've forgotten number two
Yeah, number one is that I've forgotten number two
Number one is that I've forgotten number two