آهنگ: Ash. Burn Brian Burn.

[(Wheeler) - To the music of Burn Baby Burn, about Westlife]

You're all there is in this teenage popshite
Your greasy hair and beady eyes
But through all your songs and the meaty pies
We have never been satisfied
Tumbling like the leaves
You are a twat and stink of cheese
Almost to the point of no return
Please god Burn Brian Burn

Look into those blackened eyes
See someone you really despise
Binds that can't be untied
Oh please commit suicide
Feelings that I can't disguise
Never will be reconciled
God I wish you'd just die

You talk like you're gay
We hope you die in a fiery blaze
Like all the good songs you've blown away
And those pies you just seem to waste

Tumbling Like the leaves
You are a twat and stink of cheese
Singing is all you have
A tosser is all you are

Look into those puppy dog eyes

See someone you really despise
Binds that can't be untied
Oh please commit suicide
Feelings that I can't disguise
Never will be reconciled
God I wish you'd just die

Vicious bitter words
Becoming more and more cruel
You deserve it u fat turd
Sucking cocks is all you're worth

Tumbling Like the leaves
You are a twat and stink of cheese
Singing is all you have
A tosser is all you are

Look into those puppy dog eyes
See someone you really despise
Binds that can't be untied
Oh please commit suicide
Feelings that I can't disguise
Never will be reconciled
God I wish you'd just die