آهنگ: Abysmal Crucifix. Big Dick In Little China.

Big dick in little china,
Big dick in little china,
Big dick in little china,
Big dick in little china...

Mmm, I went down to Chinatown one afternoon
Tryin' to find a little woman for some poon
Found myself in a club full of women with whips
I thought, "Why not?" so I stepped inside and whipped out my dick.

Ohhh, a big dick in little China,
Can't think of nothing finer,
When I pull that bad boy out
I hear all the women shout.

A big dick in little China,
The bald head's a real shiner
As it goes from soft to hard
Take the women to the back of my car.

Big dick in little china,
Big dick in little china,
Big dick in little china,
Big dick in little china...

Sixteen hours went by with my dick all covered in paint
I been hard for oh-so-long while they women they come to play.
They try to try me on for size, wrap me around their inner thighs,
When they stick up inside, they start to scream like they're gonna die.

Ohhh, a big dick in little China,
There ain't a thing that can get me higher
Than a tight-lipped Chinese lady
Who by law can only have one baby.

A big dick in little China,
The kind of thing that's so admired,
When you go to the far, far East
Or heading north on Spring Street.

Big dick in little china,
Big dick in little china,
Big dick in little china,
Big dick in little china...

(Thanks to Colby for these lyrics)